Monday, February 05, 2007 - COMMENTS
"I understand why Kanye West got upset. Anyone would get upset if somebody said they were a closet homo."

- Byron Crawford aka Bol

Posted by Angie on February 05, 2007

Bol is a much stronger blogger than he is speaker. He seems very unsure of himself while voicing his opinions and answering questions, A much different persona than what I get from his blogging which is littered with strong comments and reactions.
Posted by TheParkerreport on February 05, 2007

Whoa! You gotta give Bol credit. Some people are tickled to death at his writings and others (Lupe Fiasco, for one. Kanye West, for two), not so much.

Whatever the case, he's courageous for showing his face AND still holding true to his guns. No, he's not what one would expect in real life from reading his work but can't nobody accuse him of backing down from his ideas when the camera flashes on.

On another note, this was a difficult interview to pull off as it was taken from two different locations and spliced together. That is, I interviewed Bol at his home, as cameraman. And then, I had to reshoot myself asking the same questions again in my studio. (Hey, this ain't CNN or some shit, gotta do what I can to bring you goods.) But I was sure to keep the same spirit of the questions. And this is (as far as I know) BOL's first video interview. Jeah!

Stay tuned
erik parker


Posted by Mariel on February 05, 2007

EP, dope is... Looking forward to part II.
Posted by Mariel on February 05, 2007

I mean, dope ish.... ;)
Posted by Hashim on February 05, 2007

"Do you really think Kanye is a closet homo?"

C'mon, Eric.

I'm hoping part 2 has questions about Bol history, motivations, and daily grind.
Posted by That Dude on February 05, 2007

thats Bol?! LMAO...this guy looks like the closet homo. I wanted EP to ask, "When was the last time you went on a date?" This is a prime example of when someone's bark louder is then their bite. Bol looks softer than my next door neighbor
Posted by Its a Wrap Bol on February 05, 2007

Wow i must say after seeing and hearing dude i will find it hard to take it (oops i mean "him") as seriously. He obviously has some serious social issues which make him naturally contemptuous against these famous rappers. They are seen as so "cool", while in public he might be viewed as a bit of an herb, or an oddity (whats up with his neck?). Its kinda like how really fat women seem to complain more, life is generally a bit suckier for them so they want to take it out on someone else. Lol again. He should steer clear of making ANY comments that make reference any type of sex with another female, male, or animal.
Posted by RD on February 05, 2007

EP, how in the world did you pull this off? Good ish right here....but I fear this may do Bol more harm than good. Not all publicity is good publicity.
Posted by Ham sammich on February 05, 2007

He put fear in me.
Posted by amedawg00 on February 05, 2007

Damn, Bol sounds and looks like a fucking herb. This is the same dude that spits all that fiyah on BdotC and XXL. Man, I guess appearances are truly decieving. Still gotta respect his writing, but Bol has no future as a pundit, talking head on TV. Sorry!
Posted by bolisobese on February 05, 2007

This nigga is obese
Posted by Adebisi on February 05, 2007

I'd eet him ALIVE
Posted by Bol Is Officially Wack on February 05, 2007

LOL @ this Norbit ass niggga...this oughta be the end of his blogging career...
Posted by jamz on February 05, 2007

This interview was weak. It's interesting to see bol on camera, but this parker dude really dropped the ball with these obvious questions. And I like how he wouldn't say "pussy" but it was written right there on the screen. "Do you really believe that Kanye is a closet homo?" Come on. Ridiculous question, shows he doesn't really get the joke.
Posted by Dinner Time on February 05, 2007

"He seems very unsure of himself while voicing his opinions and answering questions, A much different persona than what I get from his blogging which is littered with strong comments and reactions."

That's exactly what the internet does. It gives these nerd ass figgas e-muscles. He represents A LOT of the geeks hiding behind their keyboards that post on these message boards and blogs. He's EXACTLY what I expected him to be.

Not all nerds are bad but let's be real: some of them DERSERVED that wedgie in highschool. They weren't allowed to be down for a reason, which is clear when you have the misfortune of reading their comments on a message board or in a blog.
Posted by Da B on February 06, 2007

WOW BOL IS PHAT
LOL LOL LOL LOL
HE IS VERY PHAT
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I MEAN EXTREMELY PHAT
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HE JUST LOST ALL HIS CRED
Posted by Mindsetofachampion: Kobayashi. on February 06, 2007

Try as you may, you will never be the Champion I am, Crawford.

I see you ham sammich. Let's do lunch.
Posted by UPS-is-hiring on February 06, 2007

Bol's 15 minutes are up! What a douchebag...I cant believe his mom let him do this interview!
Posted by J Sledge on February 06, 2007

WHY DID BOL DO THIS INTERVIEW??????????? He should have NEVER have pulled the curtain back. All his credibilty is gone right down the drain man.
Posted by Dare Lewis on February 06, 2007

This guy is the poster child for "I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE". Disgusting.

However, all jokes aside, it's good to see parents letting their children use the internet.

I guarantee you, BOL will be on one of those child predator shows. I just wonder what side he'll be on.
Posted by Megahurtz on February 06, 2007

THATS bol? HAHAHAHA I thought he would be a confident nigga with swagger. He looks scared of the camera. Like a meek bashful obese feminine nerd with no confidence. No wonder he likes to talk shit. Look at him. HAHAHAHA
Posted by worst on February 06, 2007

this guy comes across as an idiot
Posted by smackdown on February 06, 2007

I was hoping the interviewer would have asked the following:

"Byron, rumor has it that you haven't seen your cock since the mid 90's, is that true you fat fuck!!"

LOL
Posted by skip on February 06, 2007

wow smh he looks like the guy being questioned in MENACE2SOCIETY "U know u done fucked up right"
Posted by I am Byron's Belly on February 06, 2007

Does anyone feel fatter just watching that interview? Watching Byron's gelatin cheeks flap, with that puny ass voice like he spent all day sucking helium out of a gay guy's asshole, I suddenly felt the urge to do 200 sit-ups. LOL
Posted by skip on February 06, 2007

and if he really thought no rapper would be mad he must really never leave his sofa
Posted by mark on February 06, 2007

Bol lost.
Posted by Girlfromda313 on February 06, 2007

He is the black equivalent of Comic Book Guy on the Simpson's.

Sarcastic, Dateless Fat and Hatred for everything
Posted by KingML on February 06, 2007

I'm from Nahright.

Bol throws a lot of weight around on his shitty blog, but he just says things to get a reaction like a kid playing with a bees nest.

I wonder how many bee stings it would take to kill a 300 pound cheese burger reviewing sensation like Byron?
Posted by Boosie on February 07, 2007

HAHA HA HA

Oh this cheeseburger ass nigga is funny. His eyes kept shifting like he was scared. I always knew this nigga was a cracker acting ass black dude. He's like that Fat black dude at highschool who hangs around all white people, but still listens to rap music to keep his blackness but still goes to rave parties and mashes out to heavy metal.

Bol's head:
Lean wit me, rock wit me

Bol's blog:
BLOG game bol, its over cause you lame, Give me back the blog, its over for you dame's.

Bol's voice:
Mama sang bass and daddy sang tenor, me and little bol sing bitch and soprano

Bol's saturday workout plan:
no more writing, 2000 situps and crunches, 30 minute jog errrrrday.

Bol with out due respect:
(In smokey's voice)

Dont ever eva eva ev ev ev ev ev get on tv again. You seem like you are a virgin.

Damn bol you just bodied yourself.
Posted by Bol on February 07, 2007

Dont be such dick heads people(nullus). Cheez it's only a blog,which half of you wouldn't know how to maintain forever. Sure I'm sans without neck and I my workout plan consist of eating twinkies and bean pies(no lupe), but I'm not your average blogger.
Posted by Pretty Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky. on February 07, 2007

hashim, at least spell erik's name right if you're gonna be a dick and ask dick questions. wait for part two. and stop being a dick. mabye stop being a dick first and wait for part two is a better order.
Posted by E on February 07, 2007

Dawg I really dig your blogs.....but somebody shoud've told you that this was a bad idea.
Posted by SupaNig on February 07, 2007

This is hot. I fux wit bol's blogs even when i ain't really fux wit what he was saying (I almost never agreed wit what he was saying). good shit parker. All around good shit. Part 2!!!!!!!!!!!?
Posted by duckdown on February 07, 2007

Yeah Bol is fat. So what? He still has us all talking. He pulled the wool over niggaz eyes because internet geeks want to give cred to any tough talking fuck on the web. Your weakness not bols. BTW, Just watched all the parker reports in the archive. the bay area shit was wack but the other shows were dope. Don't know how I missed that Jim jones interview!!!!? must give props, this parker report shit is crazy!
Posted by I am Bol's Belly on February 08, 2007

So what? The guy looks like he bleeds ragu and sweats crisco, that's whats up!! LOL He does have us talking though, even though the guy is a horrible writer, who breaks down "Real World" episodes for christs sakes. By the way, why is it our fault that a guy who talks tough on-line turned out to be one of the Klumps? Get that shit outta here.
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Posted by Jay on December 18, 2007

*From that cocksucker who put Bol in his/her top 5 bloggers*

"He just got called Norbit a few times, shrugged his shoulders and proceeded to do what he does best, blog."

He actually proceeded to do what he does best, shovel greasy food products down his trash -compacter of a pie hole - THEN, proceeded to type some of the shittiest blogs on the internet. Get it right motherfucker!
Posted by cutthroat on December 29, 2007

ha ha ha man he def gay no doubt i used to work with somebody just like him.

faaat, no friend, cracker like, wanna be a nigga, but aint one muthafucka

femenin ass, take it in the butt, uncle tom ass nuuuugggah
u so done
we dont belive u u need more people
plus i know for a fact now that it aint u writing th blogs probably one of your white trash friends that used to get beat up at school and the reason why u hang out with him cuz he stick it in your cornhole ha ha ha ha ha ha
Posted by BoonDock on December 31, 2007

Why does Bol look skinny as hell on His XXL Bolg photo but in real life he's fatter..whats up with that????
Posted by BoonDock on December 31, 2007

Man he got a twin, a brother or somehting cuz this BOL on video is not what that XXL photo looks like....SHIT IS CRAZY!!!
Posted by Krymist on March 31, 2008

I always knew dis nigga wuz a pussy..ah...no...sorry cause pussy is a goods thing and i neva fukked anything that looked like this fat,non-music supporting,stank-looking ass crakk!!! let this be a lesson to you all...some bloggers ain't shit. Check the specs on the people you read because some people have no business throwing opinions around...FUCK YOU BOL YOU SLOPPY ASS SHITHOUSE!!!
Posted by Spider Goodlegs on May 21, 2009

Dumb late on this, HOWEVER...

The thing about Bol I really think you faggots need to respect is that Byron is one bold motherfucker. He says the shit that you either secretly wonder, might be thinking, or at least ought to think about. He writes the way regular cats JUST LIKE YOU talk when they talk about hip-hop, media, and everything else, without any fear that Diddy is gonna leap out of the bushes and start fighting niggas. The difference is Byron does it very publicly with no shame or apology or fear. I think the people who have a real dislike for him resent that he's autonomous and truly does not give a fuck about what people think. And really, what rapper can genuinely claim either of those attributes. Ain't a nigga on this earth that can sell records, be autonomous and not give a fuck if people like him or loathe him. And frankly, neither could any of you or you'd have your pictures up on your own silly ass blogs talking smack about people you know are gonna read you. But you don't. Because you can't. Live with it.

But on the other hand, you might wanna throw a little bass in your voice next interview, Bol. Just sayin'.

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